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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

16.06.2025 02:53

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

-mwahh

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]